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Thursday, September 11, 2008

The Saddest Male Models In The World

By Michelle Collins

Let’s face it: There are plenty of sad models out there. Between the not eating, and the constant drug taking, and the long hours, and the walking, there’s a LOT to be depressed about. But I do believe I have discovered perhaps the saddest male models in the world, featured at this week’s clothing extravaganza known as “Fashion Week.” Case in point:

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Yes, fellas, 2009 is all about the male tutu. And as you can see, this guy is over the moon about it. No word if he’ll be wearing his testicles on a necklace or what.

These looks are all brought to you by fashion designer Thom Browne, who sees next spring as a wonderful tennis playground, where men frolic with their waistbands pulled up real high:

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And also belted down real low:

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Also hot for Spring 09? Nazi schoolchildren!

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I can’t even see this guy’s face, and I just know he is miserable:

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In fact, it seems all these gentlemen are downright die-pressed…

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Everyone, that is, except for this guy:

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“Loving Life! xoxo — Guy in the Middle”

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