OMG dude look as Rachel Bilson's legs they're uhhh like totally whoa. Yeahhhh! (sound of smoke being inhaled). Whoa! she's like uhhh some sort of sideshow. You know what would be (more smoke-related noises) totally amazing: we should uhhhh put like an inexplicably fake umm shadow behind her, so she's like a warp-legged captain of a rubber sheet. Whoa! Yo Art Director didn't we order a pizza?
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Spiderman 2: Mary Jane Is Mister Fantastic
Either Kirsten Dunst's right left arm is five feet long and has two elbows, or someone, somewhere, figured no one would notice. We are that no one!
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Hanes: Look Who We Got Our Clipping Path On Now
If you're trying to guess which one is the real leg, the smart money is on neither.
Friday, March 14, 2008
More Evidence Of Massive Conspiracy Against Diane Keaton
Diane Keaton can't catch a break these days. Not only is she haphazardly comped with Mandy Moore - just where is she looking? - her mouth has been hacked into the kind of grin that clown morticians might favor.
Also, does Diane Keaton really have only three fingers on her right hand?
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Basic Head Swap
For reasons that probably only make sense to Koreans, Korean posters for Basic Instinct 2 required a head swap for Sharon Stone, so that she had wet hair.
Unfortunately the retouching budget didn't stretch to updating the dry hair in the mirrors behind her.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Diario Sportivo AS: I Wasn't Expecting The Spanish Inquisition
Our chief weapon is Photoshop... and cloning... cloning and Photoshop. Photoshop and cloning. Our two weapons are Photoshop and cloning... and copying and pasting. Argh. Amongst our weaponry are such elements as Photoshop, cloning, copying, pasting. I'll come in again.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Out Magazine: Hey Mr DJ Put A Record On I'm Microcephalic
It looks great, yeah great. You know, one little thing. No big deal. But if you could make the top of her head smaller? Just the top part? So it isn't hiding the banner. Yeah, no, I know, but you know what, no one cares about the top of her head. Just make it smaller. Yes, I know. Just make it smaller. Just do it. I'm just going to go ahead and make that an order. If you could do that, that would be great.
Oh, and if you could make her shoulder disappear, that would also be great.
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