Joan Parker Nailed for Assault After Kissing Homophobe Preacher at Gay Pride Rally

By Cory Zurowski in Police bungling, bad clergy

​Bible-thumping preacher James Belcher abhors felching and anyone who partakes in a sharing of the love. He's also a hater of bi's, trannies, bull dykes and sodomites. Packed with that full matching set of unmagnanimous baggage, the Man of God took to the streets recently...

The event which attracted the attention of the 49-year-old Belcher's devout crosshairs was the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Pride Day in Salisbury, North Carolina, a town located about 45 miles southeast of Charlotte.

On a flawless Saturday afternoon beneath the big sun of a hot southern day, approximately 2,000 prideful and flaming homosexuals, cross-dressers and bisexuals sashayed down the town streets in solidarity, shouting slogans like, "We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!"

Also on hand was roughly 200 raging homophobe protestors, Belcher among them.

As the day's colorful and vocal festivities were rocking and rolling, there was Belcher calling out the sodomites, who he said were doomed to an eternity in Hades because they won't marry within heterosexual circles, have kids only to divorce, and scar their offspring with worthiness issues for the rest of their lives.

One of the pride day's participants -- 74-year-old Joan Parker -- spotted Belcher ranting and raving and not playing nice. Instead of hollering back at the preacher man, the AARP card-carrying uber lesbian decided to show Belcher some love.

After all, isn't that what Jesus would do?

Belcher turned to squawk at a man who was about to snap a photograph of him. It was at that same time when Parker embraced Belcher and planted a big wet one, her lips snuggling up to his cheek.

With a Bible clasped in one of his hands, Belcher then thrust his arms skyward, turning towards a nearby police officer who witnessed the lip-to-cheek-trespass.

Belcher was soon telling police that he wanted to press charges; Police Chief Rory Collins agreed.

"... [I]t wasn't done as a show of affection," he said. "It was an unwanted touching."

Parker was slapped with one count of misdemeanor simple assault. If convicted, the sentence for a first-time offender is a max of 30 days of community service. She's due back in court Sept. 12.

Belcher argues that Parker's disingenuous kiss move "was just one of the many attempts to silence the preaching to those in need of salvation who practice a death style that they call a lifestyle."

Parker counters by simply saying, "I thought he needed a hug. So I gave him a hug."

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Man Attacked by Rabid Bobcat Strangles Animal to Death With Bare Hands

By James King in Animal Use and Abuse

Officials at the Arizona Game and Fish Department say a Yavapai County man was attacked by a rabid bobcat on Monday. Rather than panic, he strangled it with his bare hands.

The man's name is not being released because of privacy laws, but AGFD officials say the attack happened in the front yard of his Crown King Trail home, about 12 miles north of Lake Pleasant.

"This was particularly unusual because the gentleman killed the animal with his bare hands, and that was very advantageous because the animal wasn't out potentially exposing other people to rabies," Randy Babb, spokesman for the AGFD, tells CBS 5 (KPHO).

Arizona is seeing record numbers of rabid animals in 2009, with 244 that have tested positive for the disease. That is an increase from the 176 cases reported last year, which was the previous record.

However, Arizonans prove to not be backing down to these rabid rascals.

Just last month, a Chino Valley woman was attacked by a fox while she was jogging. The fox bit down on her arm and wouldn't let go, so the woman kept jogging for about a mile and a half, with the fox clamped into her flesh.

She finally reached her car with the fox still attached, where she managed to pry the thing off and put it in the trunk. It was later determined that the maniac fox had rabies.

Officials at the AGFD, however, don't recommend taking matters into your own, um, hands if you can help it. They say that if confronted by an animal that has allowed you to get close to it, or has no problem with getting close to you, get the hell away as fast as you can because it may be rabid.

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